"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
Flávia Maia & Anne Hathaway
Don't Go Away (feat. UAKTI)
don’t go away (jewel’s lullaby) - flávia maia & anne hathaway
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school
1 tim e my mam use a luigi bord and it spell "boo" tru story
Hickeys. I love this shit.
there’s linkin park but what about linkin school or linkin town hall? this village sucks
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Evil Geniuses grow up to be comedians. Remember that.